Tonky

When you have an uneasy, heart aching, unstoppable pit in your stomach that just wont go away no matter how hard you try. It happens when you have just been broken up with, or when there is trouble in your love life.

"Lisa what's wrong sweetie, why are you so upset?"

"Joe is making me feel Tonky because he said he's having doubts about us :("

by cumqueen56 May 23, 2013

torn a new asshole

To thoroughly berate someone, usually publicly.

After I missed the deadline for submitting the project bid, I got torn a new asshole by my boss in front of the entire staff.

by vernpus December 29, 2007

Honky Tonk Day

An awesome holiday where a group of people dress up in the most awkward, outrageous clothes they can muster and then parade around, getting a lot of weird looks and things thrown at them. Throughout the day, the number of times this group is honked at by passing cars, asked questions about their outfits, or waves, etc, is tallied and then counted up at the end of the day (my personal record is 257). It is also typical for these people to commit random acts of randomness where lots of people can watch them (ex: dueling with curtain rods, creating sidewalk art with Easy Cheese, giving away free tins of anchovies, etc). Other Honky Tonk Day customs include: eating at Outback Steakhouse, taking pictures with people, playing DDR in crazy outfits that make a lot of noise (bells, etc), and more.

Annually celebrated on July 7th. But it's really not limited to that, you can celebrate whenever you feel like things are getting dull. : )

This holiday has absolutely nothing to do with the usual definition of "honky" or "honky tonk".

Originally invented by a group of freaks in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii. Unfortunately, it's only really celebrated by a select few cool people. =/

Remember when we scared all those tourists last Honky Tonk Day? They totally freaked out when we started dancing.

by Tabs & Nox September 14, 2008

Tork-piece

Is a girl that you just mess with but don't really have feelings for.

Or a woman you dated but now just messin around with

That aint my female she's just a tork-piece

by Cjay Da mac August 6, 2009

toonker

its a fat person who thinks there strong and buys themselves small clothing so there fat makes there arms look big(in other words Nye)

Hey David your a toonker

by TheToonkerAssociation May 23, 2014

Tornado buddy

A large person you can hold onto in a tornado.

Your partner is so fat, on the bright side she would make a great tornado buddy.

by Kar bear May 22, 2015

Tonnk

A word used among the vaping community, Refers to sitting back, chilling out while having a vaping session.

I am going to sit back and have a Tonnk

by 2RandomSheets January 6, 2017