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A shitty person who raids discord servers and gets zero bitchs. His only girlfriend that he's ever had is probably his own shoe and probably still sucks his thumb like the little bitch he is.
"Tommy is a ugly basterd
Tommy by Profesional Windy May 25, 2022
A male who enjoys dancing when karen pees her pants. Often likes when Doobie tickles his anus. Loves to watch Karen watching her tomatoes grow. Enjoys Making GIFS of everyone but himself.
A arsehole who loves big massive scrumptious cock, he plays with his wang 24/7 and never stops eating toenail clippings. He thinks he likes women but he loves big black obese hairy men named daqouis bottomfart.
Random person: is that a tommy???

Other person: obviously, he's with a daqouis bottomfart 🙄
Girl Dad and voracious lover of life. Big bouncy ever-ready badass. Rarely consistent always persistent. Speaks his mind constantly, but seldom ever asked. Hard on the outside, soft in the middle. You just have to know how many licks it takes. Once you are under him, you'll never get over him. Tommy, you're number 1.
You can always count on Tommy if you are craving hard salami.

Tommy is a meat and potatoes kind of guy who loves to eat roast beef.
Tommy by Jennymakeithappen August 25, 2022
A man who doesn't no it really love anyone, but himself. He is very selfish person. He will lie and manipulate you until you become bat shit crazy. He will tell you he loves you, but really he only loves himself. Beware of Tommy!
I love Tommy but Tommy doesn't love anyone besides is kids.
Tommy by lovely48 November 4, 2022