Cali

Cali is a sexy baddie with a big great shiny smile

She’s a hard worker who does her best

She can be bad at public speaking and might have a crazy asf back story

But her past does not define her as a person more like makes her a better person, and helps her push to achieve the impossible

She blushes at the slightest thing and honestly that’s so cute

Her favorite color is green or any dark fall colors

She loves her family and friends with all her heart don’t ever mess with them or you’ll lose the greatest girl in the whole world
Be lucky to know a Cali immediately run to be her friend

Respect her boundaries!

“Cali is so sexy I want to put her in a cage and keep her forever”

by Molkymonkey January 8, 2025

Cali Greatest

basically another word for weed

Hey tryna go smoke that “Cali Greatest” after school?

yeah for sure man let’s get fucking baked!

by jacksonmahomo June 11, 2022

Cali fog

The description of smoke from the constant forest fires in the state of California.

*rolls down car window*,” Oh jeez! That Cali fog is thick today, same ol’ canpfire smell.”

by BigamusGregamus June 30, 2024

lil cali

The most legendary hood of em all

GPS- turn right onto lil Cali

Me- lock the doors and load the guns, we mite not make it out alive.

by Officer jones October 16, 2020

Cali

She is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is soft and genuine, with eyes that literally light when she's talking. She laughs so loud and adorable, I wish she was laughing about what I was saying. She is so so so artistically talented. Cali is a person to be with.

Me: it sucks that she's straight cuz I'm in love with Cali.

by imahopelessromantic August 10, 2022

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019

Neo-Cali

The area formerly known as the Pacific Northwest. Due to the high volume of Cali transplants looking to make a quick buck, it has been overcome with vineyards and marijuana fields. Oregon and Washington are now indistinguishable from the state below them.

California is so passé! Anybody who’s anybody, lives in Neo-Cali!

by Ryoshi Kazashimo March 14, 2022