kris

annoying kid that sits in front of me in ela and never shuts the fuck up. (he also looks at babys asses)

kris is a child molester

by hvilee December 6, 2021

Why Kris is cool

Kris is the coolest person I’ve ever met I’m so happy we are friends because she’s cool Kris likes to say I’m cool but we ALL know that’s bullsh*t okay okay Kris is cool,Beautiful,Talented,Alpha male,Epic,Funny, A Scorpio,amazing

I recommend finding a cool kris but Kris are very rare so good luck lol
You can call your bestie kris
Krisp,Krip,kri,klip,Krisp puff, puffer,(inside joke)and any other word that starts with a K so yea

Hi kris hope you see this lol

Ari : you’re so cool
Kris: no u
Ari: no u lol

Why kris is cool 😍

by Bigbootyfathoe00 August 27, 2021

Kris

A cute and kind guy the likes to meet new people.he is good at everything thing and I mean everything and he have a huge glizzi.say if you meet a Kris grab his glizzi.

Kris is a cute and kind guy

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Kris

a gay chick who is a stoner mechanic lesbian that listens to lil peep

yo kris is such an emo

by k4is October 4, 2022

Kris

Dick slinging MACHINE. Absolute beast in bed and great with kids.

"Did you hear Kris had kids?" "Yeah because hes an absolute dick slanging machine!"

by geeksauce September 14, 2025

Kris Mazurimm

A owner of Kris Tv in the U.S.A called Kris TV. He has owned for 5 years and has a gross income of 500,000 a year. He made is the producer of, Having a Good Time.(a Kris Tv exclusive) and has a samll roll in it time to time. He is a B class celberty. But he is notorulsy bad looking.

Kris mazurimm has a small acting roll in that movie.

by Tv man1234242345143466 January 9, 2010

Kris

A hispanic furry bitch that won't come out of the closet in home depot. Get a life kris you furry slut.

Mark: Kris drew more furry art today.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.

Mark: Let us bully him more.

by DocXeno February 13, 2022