Netflix and Not Touch

when a couple is akward and sits on the opposite side of one another on the couch.

"heyy pal, wanna Netflix and Not Touch?"

by Blucas02 February 8, 2017

NetFlix Stress

The stress you feel when a Netflix DVD is sitting on your desk and you haven't had time to watch it.

I'm in a hurry! I've got Netflix Stress. There's a DVD at home I gotta' watch and get back into the mail -- or they'll never send me another one.

by Winvian girl July 20, 2011

Netflix Cheating

This act of betrayal is when someone, be it a friend or significant other, watches a show without the other person they were regularly watching the show with. Unbeknownst to said other person.

This act can put a real damper on a relationship or friendship. Like in an average relationship, ask your partner or friend if it’s ok for you to go on ahead BEFORE you make that mistake.

This term does not only pertain to Netflix, but to any TV show on any viewing platform.

I walked in on Chad Netflix cheating on me! We were supposed to be watching Game of Thrones together and now he’s a whole season ahead!

by Fredman14 October 28, 2021

Netflix Fatigue

A syndrome where you consistently order Netflix movies you don't really want to see. Worst case you hold on to them for a week or so before returning the unwatched DVD.

Bob's tried hard to keep his keep abreast of the latest movies. But, since he found most of them boring, this only resulted in Netflix Fatigue.

by rmarmels July 9, 2011

Netflix and Jeff

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.

I really had to netflix and jeff last night while attempting a crap trap for a friend.

by itsmells September 8, 2016

Netflix and no chill

When you watch Netflix with the door open and avoid all chill.

Caleb - "I went to Talia's room for Netflix and chill but all I got was Netflix and no chill"
Talia - "Why won't he make a move??!!?"

by Chinerzz November 21, 2018

netflix machine

A cheap console/streaming device used for the sole purpose of watching Netflix.

John: I wish I could watch Netflix in my room, but I’m not allowed to move the Xbox from downstairs

Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine

by matty b 69 May 3, 2018