by yayoitsme November 13, 2020
Get the National Threesome Daymug. "hey, you guys down for a friendship-threesome?"
"just say your horny David, no one says 'friendship-threesome'."
"Andy, I know you've been bottoming the most lately but don't take that out on David."
"just say your horny David, no one says 'friendship-threesome'."
"Andy, I know you've been bottoming the most lately but don't take that out on David."
by mmm...chicken January 16, 2021
Get the friendship-threesomemug. by Zicoesk March 15, 2020
Get the Bee's threesomemug. threesome chicken is a game played by two people competing for the same person's affections. the object of the game is to pretend you'd be interested in a threesome in an attempt to scare away the competition. whoever holds out the longest gets the girl/guy. in the event of a tie, an unwanted threesome occurs.
"i was probably going to get laid until mike challenged me to threesome chicken. i could sense his desperation and knew it would be best to just forfeit."
by thrash gordon March 2, 2014
Get the threesome chickenmug. Three girls having sex
Nia was watching her favorite show, Doctor Who, when her friend Charlotte came barging in. “Hey Nia!” She exclaims. “Oh hi Charlotte, why are you here?” Nia asks “I am here to show you the DVD that just got delivered to my house that nobody says they bought.” Charlotte said. “Show me.” Nia says. Charlotte reveals a DVD of 3 hours of Lesbian Porn. “Oh.” Nia says, “Wanna watch it?” She asks. Charlotte replies, “Sure, why not.” She puts the DVD in the tv. After 30 minutes to an hour, both Nia and Charlotte have wet panties and suddenly Charlotte grabs Nia and pins her to the carpet. Charlotte unbuttons her blouse and Nia takes pff her clothes. Nia rips off Charlottes bra with her teeth revealing her 46DD boobs. Nia starts to lick them and bite them and kiss them while Charlotte fingers her wet pussy. Nia gets a dildo and shoves it into Charlottes pussy, massaging her clit in the process. Charlottes moans are so loud, it attracts attention from The next door neighbor Izzy, or Isabelle. Isabelle walks in to see Charlotte fisting Nia while licking her legs. “Can I join you?” Izzy asks “Of course” Nia says, half moaning, half talking. Izzy starts to eat out Nia, while Nia eats put Charlotte, and Charlotte rams the big 10” dildo into Izzy anally. Charlotte then gives Nia a turn with the dildo having Izzy put it in her jamming it here. Charlotte kisses Izzys neck during this, giving her hickeys.
Nia was watching her favorite show, Doctor Who, when her friend Charlotte came barging in. “Hey Nia!” She exclaims. “Oh hi Charlotte, why are you here?” Nia asks “I am here to show you the DVD that just got delivered to my house that nobody says they bought.” Charlotte said. “Show me.” Nia says. Charlotte reveals a DVD of 3 hours of Lesbian Porn. “Oh.” Nia says, “Wanna watch it?” She asks. Charlotte replies, “Sure, why not.” She puts the DVD in the tv. After 30 minutes to an hour, both Nia and Charlotte have wet panties and suddenly Charlotte grabs Nia and pins her to the carpet. Charlotte unbuttons her blouse and Nia takes pff her clothes. Nia rips off Charlottes bra with her teeth revealing her 46DD boobs. Nia starts to lick them and bite them and kiss them while Charlotte fingers her wet pussy. Nia gets a dildo and shoves it into Charlottes pussy, massaging her clit in the process. Charlottes moans are so loud, it attracts attention from The next door neighbor Izzy, or Isabelle. Isabelle walks in to see Charlotte fisting Nia while licking her legs. “Can I join you?” Izzy asks “Of course” Nia says, half moaning, half talking. Izzy starts to eat out Nia, while Nia eats put Charlotte, and Charlotte rams the big 10” dildo into Izzy anally. Charlotte then gives Nia a turn with the dildo having Izzy put it in her jamming it here. Charlotte kisses Izzys neck during this, giving her hickeys.
Thrice the heat with no meat.
Man 1: “I love lesbian threesomes dude”
Man 2: “yeah bro, its thrice the heat with no meat man
Man 1: “I love lesbian threesomes dude”
Man 2: “yeah bro, its thrice the heat with no meat man
by Scar_Cam March 16, 2025
Get the Lesbian Threesomemug. by Zctr December 8, 2024
Get the Belgium threesomemug. When you are supposed to be having a hot threesome but the other two participants are giving you zero attention whilst humping at each other like no tomorrow
Dude, even if somehow you finally managed to get Kirsty and Stacey into bed at the same time, it'd be a lonely threesome for you mate.
by Charlocharlo December 23, 2023
Get the Lonely Threesomemug.