Word Wizard

Someone who has such an extensive vocabulary that they now begin creating words on Urban Dictionary to expand the English language.

Most desire to have the brilliant wit of the word wizards on Urban Dictionary.

by Amphibious Goddess January 8, 2017

cunt-wizard

1. One who is a wizard with cunts.
2. Someone who engages frequently is sexual intercourse.
3. A really big twat.

1."He has, like, six girlfriends!" "I know, Jimmy is quite a cunt-wizard."
2. "That whore Linda is such a cunt-wizard."
3. "YOU FUCKING CUNT-WIZARD! YOU ATE MY BAGEL!"

by rinne August 22, 2006

wizard of mlodz

1)The rather ugly elfish-like creature which can be found lurking in forests

2)The forest-dweller, turned on by mystical songs and chants

Chris: Wow would you look at this forest!
Britney: AHHH! that thing over there just slapped me!
Jenny: Omg! it must have been the Wizard of Mlodz!
Chris: Wizard of Mlodz, Leave Britney Alone!

by Jennifer Stewart November 2, 2007

Wizard Stew

In the event you find an unflushed toilet with the remains of doo. You further advance on a Mixed potion (see mixed potion) and decide to shit into the present doo. Thus creating Wizard stew.

"Mike i have to shit. Maybe i'll get to make wizard stew." "That's gross."

by Andy Lara June 13, 2005

Wizard Jam

Wizard Jam is high cholesterol blood that is so thick it can be spread on toast or bread. It derives it's name from the wizarding community where it became popular amongst new wizards.

Yo dawg, pass us up that there Wizard Jam, my toast is tasteless.

by joejim07 July 31, 2009

Wizard Apple

An apple that falls from the tree and lands in the Lake of Merlin. Being engulfed by the water of Lake Merlin, transcends the apple into a mystical magical warrior. This warrior fears nothing but the evil Grapefruit, which has the ability to drain the mighty Wizard Apple of all his powers.

Matt Repollet- Original Wizard Apple

Shout outs to Frosted Flakes and that one Crest Sparkling Toothpaste.

by Boonzing May 26, 2011

Glizzard Wizard

A black arts master whose sole purpose is to taste all glizzys throughout the galaxy….. not just the food kind either.

Mike: “Man since when did Winston become a glizzard wizard?”

Marcus: “He’s been that way since we were kids!”

by anonymous January 18, 2023