pool jerk

Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.

Great, Jimmy Fallon is in the pool. Not only is he just plain annoying, but he is also a pool jerk.

by poode dude August 02, 2010

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Playing Pool

Completely filling each of a girl's orifices with your balls, as if playing pool

Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that

by Smallhouse June 06, 2017

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very much like a pool boy, only it is an extremely attractive female with a bad attitude. See also: pool bitch

Guy 1: Hey did you get your pool cleaned yet?
Guy 2: Yeah my pool bitch cleaned it last night.

by ella1383xra January 08, 2015

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When a pool is not in use on a hot summer day, run up to it and jump in!

Tony, there is no one in that pool. It's pool purge time!

by TMT214 October 27, 2018

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A cumshot mixed with maple syrup. Usually taken as a chaser with alcohol

A Vermont pool is my favorite to drink after a hard’s day at work

by Iamnotnotreal May 16, 2019

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Yo Mikey stop with your shitty jokes before I unleash my pool of kids on your mom’s back after I pound her in the ass!

by PeteyPaplo June 11, 2019

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by Pooooooooooooole November 04, 2018

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