my package needs a stimulus

give me some attention ahorita

girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.

by BPB 562 February 15, 2009

actor-director package deal

directors that hire the same actors sometimes for every movie

Seth Rogen in Anchorman and Knocked Up was an actor-director package deal.

by theoriginalallison December 16, 2008

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

by Zupalan January 9, 2019

creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.

Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"

by thebadwrench January 24, 2018

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

what in the package?

The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremly cringey, cocky bitch.

Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I can hear you! I am not.

by okayboiiii September 27, 2021

Beef Package

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth

Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing”
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”

by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021