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The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"
"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."
by JohnGlue October 26, 2025
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Kirk

A scumbag. Mostly an otherworldly fake, evil moronic ped0.
Jane: what happened to you , sandra!!! You look horrible!

Sandra: Kirk just took advantage of me again.
by Fuqqqalluuu9 December 31, 2023
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Kirk Smith

Kirk smith’s are kind, thoughtful and warm-hearted. When it comes to movie quotes and song lyrics, kirk smith’s are said to have had the memory of an elephant. Regardless of what Nate Smith’s think, Kirk Smiths are by far the best snow skiers in their families.

Kirk Smiths are loyal friends, brothers, uncles and soon to be husbands. Kirk smith’s often hold family records for most speeding tickets by the age of 16 1/2. Regardless of what Mike Smiths thinks, Kirk Smith's have the best taste have the best taste of music in the family.
by hellohelloyahyah October 12, 2022
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get kirked

Getting fucked up at a musical theatre prom. And that’s getting fucked up in any way you can imagine.
Me: Goddamn, we’ll get kirked tonight, man
Adam: Hell yeah we will
by BlockBoi67 May 28, 2018
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Kirk

Slang for neck, comes from that bum Charlie Kirk getting neck tapped
Bro it’s been a minute, need some Kirk fr
by Best Based Lord October 10, 2025
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Charlie Kirked

The money shot at the end of a porno, when liquid suddenly gushes forth.
Oh man I just Charlie Kirked all over that chick's face
by The bootynator September 11, 2025
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Kirking

Kirking is a when an online troll attacks members of the emergency services on social media such as Facebook and Twitter. It came about in the 2020 Covid19 Pandemic where doctors and nurses were abused online for simply working.
That guy Tim is a total Kirker. It’s shameful some of the things he posted last night and the language he used was shocking. Kirking
by Tattoo11 March 30, 2020
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