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Marry joke

A "joke" that makes no sense, isn't funny and generally starts an argument.
Jeff ruined the whole party by telling a Marry joke.
by Prs722 August 17, 2023
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Jared Joke

A joke or Meme that is completely irrelevant to the conversation.
"I got a flat tire on the highway and I don't know why?"

"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke
by Steven Verrell December 24, 2014
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tofler joke

A joke so incredibly bad/lame that you want to kill the teller so hard they will die to death. Most often a terrible pun.

see tofler,toffler
Jeremy: What happens when two snails fight?
Marc: What?
Jeremy: They SLUGG it out! Get it?
Marc: SUCH a tofler joke...
by angry@tofler July 30, 2010
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Death Joke

(N) A very bad and poorly timed joke. The worst joke a person could tell. A joke that not only spoils the mood, but makes the situation uncomfortable.
After Flynn told the death joke, you could here a pin drop, and every body headed for the door.
by Tresfingers October 15, 2011
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ohio jokes

ether the funniest or dumbest jokes on earth, in the whole universe even, the amount of these "jokes" anyone has heard is maybe over 60 per person
person:have you seen this tiktok, its so funny
ohio joke maker: only in ohio
person: your ohio jokes are so unfunny
by mavis isnt green December 26, 2022
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fuck that for a joke

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.
"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"
by TheTMJ November 24, 2016
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Joke Human

Someone who is extremely loose, outrageous, silly, etc. every time they do anything whilst interacting with others in a social environment.

Also known as Juman (pronounced Jooman).
"Shake was such a Joke Human the other night when he swallowed a bottle cap."

"Those NFC boys over there are a bunch of Jumans."
by grannysam11 September 26, 2009
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