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don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge 

a saying commonly used when someone is to remind someone of putting the cream cheese in the fridge
person 1: what is that?!
person 2: don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge !

Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus 

When you’re feeling weird and need something to say, “yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus” is a go-to sating. It’s usually used under the context of when after someone has said something strange or funny.
Dude 1: bro, did you know Micheal Jackson’s pronouns are hee/hee?

Dude 2: haha! Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus!

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

I don't like the cut of your Jib 

An old expression showing a general dislike for somebody.
Dave: HUH?
Steve: I don't like the cut of your jib.

don't mess with the gucci's 

Yuppie greasers who walk like chicken arses and think they're tough shit in their Gucci tees. Their catch phrase.
"Don't mess with the Gucci's"

don't get the ham 

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.
Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
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