by trey_boi March 21, 2021
by Adambom42 October 13, 2023
The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.
Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.
by LivingThrowaway July 05, 2015
When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.
I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
by Da Vincheesy August 06, 2024
When I saw the Valentines day section at the store, I said "That's alot of dairy" ( It was very cheesy)
by No.name.here February 05, 2023
Where dogs (typically named 'Leaf') tend to sit on your revision work, while attempting to study for an exam.
by glallan May 12, 2011