Dairy door

A term for your butthole when you are lactose intolerant.

That ice cream is gonna have my dairy door wide open all night.

by Unhinged hippie September 13, 2022

dairy explosion

When you are lactose intolerant and you eat dairy. In other words to “blow up” the toilet, “explode” the toilet, or “bomb” the toilet.

Sorry I can’t talk right now, I’m having a dairy explosion because I drank milk.

by amazingcacti100 November 2, 2019

Dairy trained

Insertion of any dairy products into one’s partners asshole as a means of sexual fore play.

So I have some yogurt in the fridge, wanna get dairy trained?

by Pickle Reid April 18, 2018

dairy vampire

Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.

May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.

"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"

by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021

Dairy Queen Swirl

The act of double dipping into a woman's 2 holes and then pulling out and having her suck on it and getting the taste of both chocolate and vanilla

I love sticking it into my girl's 2 holes and then pulling out and having her taste that dairy queen swirl

by VD Tour 97 July 8, 2024

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum

I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

dairy checking

Dairy checking, a popular saying in New Zealand denoting the situation whereby one needs to go to multiple dairy’s to find what they want. Akin to checking in with lots of people to see their availability. Similar to to diary checking.

I’m going to have to go dairy checking to sort this out.

by Chunkle June 20, 2023