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Aston’s Biggest

Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?
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“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile
by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023
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Da Biggest Bird

Sumone who is better than everyone at everything; the person is very narcissistic
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"I wish I was Da biggest bird like zamari "
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biggest druggo

A person who consumes a large amount of drugs
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Biggest Laddy

A lad who is huge or a fatass.
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Twitter’s biggest issue

On a tweet relating to cars*

Prostitute bot: Pussy in bio

@GDamus: hey prostitute bot, I don’t wanna see your butt, boobs and private part, Now shut up and stop commenting on people tweets about your stinky vulva or vagina. Sheesh this is twitter’s biggest issue and Elon is not doing anything about it
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BENNETT BIGGEST FAN

the Bennett's biggest fan is a boy named amane who goes by the nickname ''benny'' or ''len'' (that's me) Bennett is a character from the hit game Genshin Impact. And I am his biggest fan ever. Bennett main since release
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-NO LEN ID BENNETT BIGGEST FAN.
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