Crimson Ass-Tide

When a female puts her mentrual blood into a turkey baster & then inserts it into her partners anus.

Brian really loves the Crimson Ass-Tide.

by Bob_Dole68 August 28, 2018

Tide pods

A yummy snack enjoyed with bleach.

John:hey rob, could you get the bleach, I'm making tide pods.

Rob:sure thing.

by I support Donald Trump May 29, 2018

Campus Tide Pod

You need lube, but because your campus living/ on a budget, the only thing you had to suffice was laundry detergent.

I needed some lube, but money was tight. The next best thing was some laundry detergent. While some people at the time were eating them, I figured I could rebrand the Tide Pod in a positive way; the Campus Tide Pod.

by Stripper Salt September 6, 2022

tide ad

tide ad is everything
life is a tide ad
you are a tide ad
bow down to the mighty tide ad

It's a tide ad

by sexbastianstan May 4, 2018

Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.

Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."

by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021

Brown tide

When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.

See also "bit torrent"

"So, this one time, I was posing for an advert, and I felt this fiery tingle in my arse. I thought.... shit! Am I actually touching cloth???"

"My mate Kirsty goes, nah mate. You were on brown tide."

by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023

Mean-Lower Low Tide

Describing Natasha's surly attitude when interacting with others in her cohort. An attitude description epitomizing malevolence. (Adjective)

She was so mean-lower low tide to Chris today, why is she so unkind?

by 2N_Clown November 8, 2021