scratch ticket

the reason as to why i'm dancing.
wooooot! i just won $1000 dollars on this scratch ticket! i think i'll buy some life insurance.
by isk_andurz August 23, 2007
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Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint glass. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth, but can be custom catered to the alcoholic's preference.
Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown! On the double!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about? A ticket to what?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school ya amateur! I need to wet my whistle before I slay!
Bartender: Oh! Ticket to slaytown! Coming right up!
by Dan Slaypiece September 22, 2008
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Crotch Ticket

A Crotch ticket is when a male human signals to a female human by ejackulating on paper or plastic and sticking it on the females back
Male's freind: Dude she's checking you out!
Male; Aww sweet ill give her a Crotch Ticket!
by JC'Onine January 30, 2009
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pussy ticket

One standard U.S dollar used for acquisition of stripper pussy.
That stripper only charged me one pussy ticket to sniff her pussy.
by Dickcheese109 March 18, 2017
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Ticket to ride

A ticket to ride means something must happen for something else to happen usually the ride being more important than the ticket.

A phrase first used in the Beatles song 'Ticket to ride' in which according to the book by Steve Turner was coined by John Lennon as a way to describe prostitutes who worked in the streets of Germany, these women acquired a card from medical authorities, which stated they were in good health. In this context the ticket is the medical card and the ride is the experience with the prostitute, within this context the medical card is used as a prerequisite.

In modern times this phrase has been used by Mark Goldbridge to describe how football fans are being exploited by footballers to sell merchandise and so on. Without the fans, no merchandise would be sold. In this context the fans are the ticket and the revenue from merchandise sales are the ride.
Person 1: Could you ask your parents if it's okay to come over tomorrow
Person 2: They gave me the Ticket to ride yesterday so I'll be there
by titusoneil August 28, 2021
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Hot Ticket

A good plan; a way to go. A useful idea.
by TheDukeHerself June 28, 2004
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Meal Ticket

It is a slang term used to describe a baby. Usually this term is for a young teenage woman who happens to have a child, or a woman with a low income supporting a child or several children. This isn't limited to females only, a couple, or a single male can also have fall into this category. Meal tickets regard to the fact that a child or baby, are considered a "ticket" to buying a meal, or another mouth to feed.
Did you know that Stephenie just had a kid?? Yea, that sucks, she just got herself a free meal ticket!
by The "Randem" boys December 12, 2007
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