Alex From Target

A extremely hot guy seen working at target.

I say Alex from target yesterday he is so hot.

by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014

24 hour sniper target

An insult for an Indian telemarketer who won’t stop calling you on different numbers.

Telemarketer: Hello I’m calling about your extended car insurance

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU 24 HOUR SNIPER TARGET!!
Telemarketer: *hangs up*

by Mechanist December 12, 2019

Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.

Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Air-based vision locked targeting system

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.

Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!

by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

Targeted Harassment that mirrors the delusions of reference

Is what I actually said, though, it doesn't even take that much to justify killing any of you.

Hym "But the targeted harassment that mirrors the delusions of reference that violates both harassment law and likely school bullying policies and sometimes stallking laws and/or violates the privacy act of 1974. But yes. I would gladly murder your kids over it and CLEARLY other people agree. AND! AND... We're winning the war on weaponized schizophrenia at a ratio of 10 to 1. So, yeah. Entirely avoidable child death. Caused deliberately by YouTube internet pundits whose lives need to end as quickly a humanly possible."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

Target Couple

They going raw.

“I saw Tom and Kate go to target together, you know what that means.. They’re that Target Couple..”

by livelaughsin January 9, 2025