When you put purple food colouring in your penis veins and When you bust into a farm and slowfuck a pig and you cum and it looks like elixir and the farmer tries to kick you out so you hit him with a hammer!
by Westernbaconchee September 22, 2023
A man with an insatiable thirst for taking 'slazzas' back to his lair. These woman are typically much more powerful that he and will use this power to have their way with him, forcing the stain rider into uncouth and demeaning positions. The stain rider indicates his tastes for overzealous and promiscuous females by cultivating a small tuft of black hair under his lip while obsessively shaving all other facial hair.
I was walking past a new bar in Parnell and I saw a stain rider pilling off his head on fake ecstasy (crack). He was working on a sluzza who seemed torn between him and the bouncer.
by PM 4533 June 12, 2011
by Rothsc December 11, 2007
She was a night rider in the dark
by Gvjgffujgddtvgd May 01, 2018
A Scooter Rider is someone who rides a scooter for fun and gets tons of hate on people who cant stop sucking there own cock. A scooter rider usually is someone from ages 13-22 but is more chill than you think. Most scooter riders hate razor scooter kids as much as fellow skaters do, just because they get in the way of both of them. Scootering is deemed easy but isn't that easy, there are tricks that take years for people to learn, and most riders commit to there riding.
"Yo James did you see that Scooter Rider do a buttercup?"
"Yeah dude, he isnt as gay as most skaters say they are"
"Yeah man, he earned my respect"
"Yeah dude, he isnt as gay as most skaters say they are"
"Yeah man, he earned my respect"
by Thewholebeemoviescriptisacurse September 14, 2020
by mutisya August 15, 2006
"That guy is such a vagina rider."-Girl #1
"I know, he slept with my mom and my best friend on the same day."-Girl #2
"I know, he slept with my mom and my best friend on the same day."-Girl #2
by oreokorspesplash September 12, 2010