Pooh Funger

Live music that isn't performed well by an artist.

E.g. Sounds like he's got Pooh Funger;

by TellItWell August 30, 2025

Winnie The Poohed

When someone dips their hand into your ass like a honey pot.

Payton likes to get Winnie The Poohed in his free time.

by SoaPxPhysicss February 9, 2025

pooh points

it’s the sassier version of “cool points”

girl losing: you thought you got “pooh points” from that
girl winning: i sure did

by marirdgaf July 13, 2022

Winnie the pooh

Is a security guard slang term for some one who shits on the street or in the building.

"We got a winnie the pooh outside the emergency exit door in section 3"

by Shovellovingcarl December 20, 2017

pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024

Reverse Poohs Disease

The affliction that is onset preceding over-indulgence. Not to be confused with the sensation of an emptyness in the tumbly.

The primary symptom is a notion of rumblyness in the tumbly area. Similar to the more commonly known as Poohs Disease.

Prognosis is generally short term discomfort that can be resolved by drinking large amounts of water. Advanced cases can result in loss of sleep while in severe cases vomiting is also present.

Best course of treatment is rest and avoiding the honeypot.

Rizzo drank so much that his tumbly was rumbly. He cleary was suffering from reverse poohs disease

by Rizzofrizzle August 12, 2018

winnie the pooh

a way to say someone is an asshole

your handwriting sucks

stop being such a winnie the pooh

by Royal Nebula September 15, 2023