Marshal Mouth Missile

When a man is mounted atop a woman with his balls in her mouth, he shifts forward as to move his ass right above your open mouth and farts.

"Dude, I was tea-baggin' this bitch and she bit my sack! I had no choice but to give 'er a Marshal Mouth Missile!"

by Detroit Rock City January 12, 2008

Pennsylvania piss missile

When you urinate a kidney stone directly into your lover anus during the act of a piss Emema.

Me and old lady were weird and I gave her the old Pennsylvania piss missile and all the worlds problems disappeared.

by Cuckmeat9000 August 9, 2021

italian missile crisis

Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.

Did you hear about Anthony's Italian Missile Crisis?

by Aspeegers Harry Pottet May 3, 2018

'Merica Murder Missile

What you call a penis after fucking a menstruating vagina to a murderous war scene observed only on July the fourth.

The heterosexual couple enjoyed a 'Merica Murder Missile instead of attending the fireworks show this Independence day.

by LunaLou42 July 4, 2019

Alabama cruise missile

When you shit then ram it at a forcefully high speed into your female cousins cooter

I just gave cousin darlene an alabama cruise missile last night

by Candurus December 30, 2021

Irish Missile Crisis

The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.

Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.

by mattsmash99 May 31, 2017

carribean meat missile

an unusually large black cock which can penentrate any woman of its choosing through force and or rape.

Look at the carribean meat missile.
Often shortened o meat missile or carribean. ie. he has a fuck off carribean
you dont have a meat missile.!

by GOD August 10, 2003