Is when you sit on the toilet and take a huge shit and the turd is harder than a cinderblock or a brick and it gets stuck like a blockage and it feels like your asshole is going to tear apart but then it comes out and creates a massive splash in the toilet bowl.
by JustinCredible H August 5, 2020
Get the Power Loafmug. to bone somebody in the asshole
by d1rty m1ke and the b0ys October 19, 2011
Get the stuff a loafmug. by FelixIsConfused April 23, 2022
Get the Snuggle loafmug. I woke up late last night in sleep paralysis, but I also had to take a dump. I’m sorry about the bedside loaf.
by Ricky McMorty February 23, 2020
Get the Bedside Loafmug. A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread
It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal
by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022
Get the Chocolate loafmug. by Wickedwitchflyingmonkeys May 26, 2018
Get the loaf loathermug. Sandwich-loafing: when two bodies engaged in an amorous act are slapped together with something in between them, such as an item of clothing or a sheet.
"The nervous newlyweds were so eager to consummate that they were sandwich-loafing all night in the honeymoon suite."
by Sylvie T January 8, 2021
Get the Sandwich-loafingmug.