Undoubtedly the best bowler ( bowling) in the world. From Britan. His oversized phisyce dosent stop him from getting them strikes. Equipted with specially made shoes. Some use his name when someone has bowled like a boss.
Cameron:Ow yes my dad bought me and you ticket to watch Lewis Hoffman play
Harris: YAAS the legend himself! I've always wanted to see them shoes in action.
WELL DONE JIMMY. YOUR GOOD AT BOWLING. YOUR BASICALLY LEWIS HOFFMAN!
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BOWL. THAT'S A LEWIS HOFFMAN
Harris: YAAS the legend himself! I've always wanted to see them shoes in action.
WELL DONE JIMMY. YOUR GOOD AT BOWLING. YOUR BASICALLY LEWIS HOFFMAN!
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL BOWL. THAT'S A LEWIS HOFFMAN
by T.Barker🌵🌟 October 31, 2017

A useless piece of shit who resembles munters across the world. He is usually the kind of guy who would fist a dog just for the pleasure of doing so. Tendancies are, having long hair, smelling of a bag of dead cats, looking like a frozen scrotum and reasonably tall. He enjoys gaming however he is very poor at the majority of games, other than Call Of Duty, he is just above average however usually with a very low K/D ratio.
by That Jewish Guy August 12, 2012

Thinks he’s the champ, would get knocked out by my right toe. His hairline is offside. His little brothers the bigger man. Secretly gay but hides it. Loves being aggressive after a few pints but scares no one
by SoundLad69 May 6, 2020

CEO of USPS. Makes an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is definitely the worst postal service in the world.
by ZachariahSaliva September 17, 2020

by BigJillHudson January 28, 2019

by Gareth Ali October 21, 2020

The Formula 1 Goat.
The driver that will retire with more wins , pole positions and championships than anyone on earth
synonym of greatness and perfection in any field
The driver that will retire with more wins , pole positions and championships than anyone on earth
synonym of greatness and perfection in any field
Pele is the lewis hamilton of football
Jonnhy is the lewis hamilton of all the analysts in this room
Jonnhy is the lewis hamilton of all the analysts in this room
by Dave Piratay November 30, 2020
