Jasper

funniest fucking person on earth

why are you laughing so much?
i just stalked to jasper

by dhhsbddbbx November 20, 2023

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jasper is an amazing boy with so many good looks, hes a kind,funny and loveable person who is fun to be around. when your with jasper you feel safe and protected because of jasper. hes a handsome boy who anyone would be lucky to have. you could talk to him for hours and never ever get bored because hes so entertaining i love jasper sm :) <3

me: i date jasper he makes me happy
friend: lucky

by Braedigh best friend September 3, 2021

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Jasper

A knock-off version of the name 'Casper'/'Kasper'. Normally a socially awkward pre-pubescent boy with too many freckles that will probably change his name.

Casper: Did you hear that Jasper is changing his name to Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke?

Kasper: Thats such an unnecessarily short name.

by a guy named Hashbrown April 9, 2022

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jasper, tennessee

A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.

I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.

by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016

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