90% Angel, 10% BITCH!

The slang term for stupid, juvenille T-shirts which inscriptions are deliberately facetious. These shirts are typically "Made in China" garbage, pink, and adorned with rhinestones. The same term applies to feminist bumper stickers of the same breed.

Dave: I hate those stupid "90% angel, 10% bitch shirts."

Corey: Yeah, but at least you get an excuse to look at their 14-year old
tats.

or

Business executive 1: Let's see--our main demographic is slutty 14 year old hoochies who want to show their midriff, but don't want to put out.

Business executive 2: I know! Let's make size 2 pink T shirts that say SPOILED!

by Ted Wilde December 30, 2004

90's blow job

Blowing in an SNES cartridge to fix the game.

Alex: Dude, my majora's mask copy won't work.
Michael: Try giving it a 90's blow job

by Akir March 11, 2014

90 10 100 Rule

The rule which states that...

90% of the time a person is no more than 10km from their home, and 100m from their car

I couldn't find you anyware, you broke the 90 10 100 Rule.

by [e-mail] October 09, 2007

The last 10% is 90% backwash

A phrase conveying the idea that the last 10% of a drink is comprised of 90% backwash.

Bro 1: Dude, you can't leave a wounded soldier on the table.
Bro 2: No bra, The last 10% is 90% backwash anyway. There's basically no beer in there.

by Nrbelex September 27, 2010

The 50-50-90 Rule

Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Person 1: Did you hear about Teddy ?
Person 2: Yeah, he was screwed over by the 50-50-90 rule while trying to argue with his girlfriend.

by Bubble Juice September 10, 2009

roughing it like the 90's

To go out and about without a cell phone or a lap top.

"My cell phone's broken, I'm gonna be roughing it like the 90's for awhile."

by stupid_american December 03, 2009

I love the 90's

Spinoff of VH1's hit series, I love the 80's, it consists of semi-celebraties reminissing about the not-so-distant past. Has a very misleading name. Should be called "I thought the 90's were kinda cool when they were happenening but now is the ideal time to make snide remarks about them"

Semi-celebraty: Braveheart is about Mel Gibson painting himself blue, and leading the Scots to victory. Isn't that wacky?

by JakeStar May 05, 2005