telestronomy

A science that relates the testicular sex of rape rabbits with the ass pirates of south quebec

The ass pirates of south quebec descend from the original aboriginal/west vietnamese frenchmen seal coalers. they are a rare kind of maschetharph.

by DoctorFunkenstein June 20, 2004

teesh

short for the saying T shirt

Man it's so hot I'm about to rip off my teesh

by chaseshamy May 24, 2017

telesforo

This person is one of the best people you will ever meet. Telesforo is always working hard and wouldn’t stop until it is perfect. Telesforo is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He is very handsome and very smart. He helps everyone he meets.

“Is that telesforo”
“Yah he’s great”

by 1245678 November 16, 2020

Tejeshwar

A cute guy. So romantic def not inocent as everyone thinks. tries to keep promise A cute guy.

This boy is just like Tejeshwar

by Alpha12236271 November 25, 2021

pull a teese

To get in a heated argument in a cafeteria and then break a recyled plastic tray over your opponents, shattering it into 5 million pieces.

Logan: Well your girlfriend is not physically attractive to the opposite sex

Eric: WELL YOUR MOM'S A WHORE!

Logan: Oh no you didn't, byatch! (Breaks his tray over Eric's head and screams triumphantly)

Jacob: Holy Shit! Did you just see that?

Grady:See what? Did Logan just pull a teese?

Jacob:Logan just pulled a teese!

Grady: Dear God......

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011

Teleseryes

A very addicting to watch, crappily made cheap filipino drama/tv series. It's addicting because the story is very good and almost all of them have some sort of magic or monsters.

Grandma: Get out of the couch! I need to watch my teleseryes!
Niece: I don't like that one, I like agua bendita better.
or
Uncle who now lives in Canada: Look at dat! Dat teleseryes is so cheap! lmao, da wolf looks like computer!

Some teleseryes:
Agua bendita
Kristine
Noah
tanging yaman
immortal
juanita banana
there are so many, seriously...

by Daonewhoyah November 15, 2010

asian telescope

To spread someone's asscheeks and take a peek into their asshole.

dude i totally asian telescoped this girl last night

by Sawyer5353 February 1, 2009