English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

When an English teacher starts out nice at the beginning of a school but than later snaps and becomes a mean teacher that randomly yells at kids.

Guy 1: What ever happened to Ms. teacher? she used to be so nice!
Guy 2: Yea but shes so mean now.
Guy 1: I know, she has English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

teacher wave

The desire to have teachers knowledge transmitted to your brain.

damm, i wish i could teacher wave for my major french exam.

by naaarrks July 15, 2009

teacher

A person who helps you solve problems you would never have without them.

OH NO IT'S... A TEACHER!!

by Coruppt December 9, 2022

Female English Teacher

This is someone you simp for - you dream of marrying them once you are of age and buying a cottage with them in the middle of the woods and living with them happily ever after but THEY ARE TAKEN OH SHIT OH NO PLEASE GOD FUCK NO

Friend: Do you have the female English teacher fourth period?
Me: Yes ;)

by mrgavrochi September 14, 2020

Math Teacher

A fucking pig

"No on loves you Mrs. Johnson you stupid fucking pig of a math teacher"

by Gay69er March 24, 2020

sex teacher

A teacher that has sex with their students.

When class finished Mr.Fulton asked Jess to stay back. After all the students had left he locked the door and sat down on his desk. "I wanted to talk to you about your homework" He said, "it hasn't been up to standards lately." Jess walked over to him and kneeled down and said in a sexy voice "I'm really sorry Sir maybe I can make it up to you." She unzipped his pants and started to give him a blow job. He started moaning and then all of a sudden he ripped of her shirt and unclipped her lacy black bra. She slid off her tiny skirt and as he was massaging her tits she said there double d's and then he entered her. She started moaning with joy. "Faster, Faster,Deeper, I know you can go deeper please go harder. Ohhhhh, Mmmmmm, Fuck me please please don't stop." They continued this tradition for the rest of the school year.

Thats a Sex Teacher.

by sex_teacher July 5, 2014

substitute teachers

1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.

2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.

That sub we had today was a real substitute teacher.

by FridgeRaider May 23, 2004