Taeshi

Taeshi is someone who loves cats more than people. He’s not very good at opening up cause he’s probably really scared. He’ll be the softest human being when he does open up. He’ll always tell you terrible jokes but you’ll end up laughing along with him. He’s VERY attractive, very humble and lowkey. You can tell him all of your problems, he’ll know just what to say. He says silly things often but he can be hella serious. If you EVER fall in love with a Taeshi you’ll have to be very careful with his heart and ALWAYS give him attention. He is definitely a book worm and probably super intelligent with a different taste in music than the average person. He gets all the girls and has a huge dick just like his ego.

Girl 1: Oh my god!! Did you see that guy over there??
Girl 2: You mean, Taeshi? Yeah he’s hot af. I’d definitely would tap that.
Girl 1: Right!!

by C4ts December 10, 2018

taesoo

A ship name of a BTS member Kim Tae Hyung and BLACKPINK member Kim Jisoo

“People who ship taesoo are so stupid and disrespectful.”
“Agreed!”

by ilovepaninis December 22, 2021

The kind of girl who just takes a shit

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.

Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit

by joeyboy December 14, 2008

TaeSean

A young nigga with a crazy flow.

He on his season doe. He get no girls cuz he always in the friend zone. But he's a lover.

I want to be on that TaeSean flow today.

Have you been on TaeSean mode ?

by DJ TaShizzle October 15, 2013

tales runner

a racing game where everyone runs around free and gayly

There are many perverts who play and hump people. Many people like to stab eachother with their dicks and run around naked. In this game, being a ho/pimp is average. After you play this game you shall become a sex addict unless you have personal issues.

Xanji:*runs around like a naked potato*
Billy: Tales runner is the gay place to be
Bob: Touch me Billy!

by Sandrao December 25, 2009

Takesgiving

The day after the American Holiday Thanksgiving, and during Black Friday. During all the rushes in the various stores, one goes into all the hustle and bustle, and steals as much as possible without getting caught.

Hey Chris, lets go to Best Buy on Takesgiving and steal as much shit as we can!

by erin gilhullie December 17, 2006

Hot Takes

An opinion (GASP! Sharing your opinion online!?!?!?) that isn't popular at all and, let's face it, will get you spammed by "JohnnyBillBingus2001," who will enjoy your suffering as he punishes you for sharing your opinion.

PokeFan3: Everyone's just choosing Pokémon Scarlet because of the lack of clothes on Professor Sada.
(Next Post)Bandai Namco needs to learn how to make good Digimon games.
GraphicNovelDude1997: L bozo + Ratio! Trash! L, I say! L! You are banned from my comic book store for these hot takes!
PokeFan3: You know it's true 🚬

by EmogusalDamager November 14, 2022