taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

by the comand'r February 23, 2018

Takiyah

Takiyah is very gorgeous , doesn't like depending on very many people for things, she likes being her own person , she's determined and right minded .Although she has those flawless traits she wont hesitate to speak her mind and not give a fuck about it. She doesn't care about cutting people off and wont think twice about speaking her mind. Lastly Takiyah is a ride or die bitch , she will stick by your side through thick and thin and be the love of your life , this one will really make you happy for life so do her right!

Takiyah T is so pretty

Takiyah is cool asl !

Takiyah is Jamals lil shorty so dont try it!

by jlasenby1105 March 29, 2020

Nigga talkin

When someone is talking nonsense or saying a straight up lie.

Joey: Did you hear that Donald trump might step down as president?
Tyshon: Man stop nigga talkin!
Joey: Shit you right

by poopyhands88 May 8, 2019

Taki Taki

A spanish term that means “The illness to dance and/or sing."

Significa “enfermedad de bailar o cantar."

"Dale taki taki rumba mi nena", "Que te gusta darle taki taki en el club va!"

by castellano September 12, 2018

Taking a Trump

When someone is taking a dump that will take 10 to 15 times to flush.

I'll definitely be taking a Trump after I finish that last piece of pizza.

by JRBIV December 11, 2019

that's what i'm talking about

Something you say when you see something really cool, or a hot girl walks by. You can say it even if you never talked about the subject before.

Two dudes sitting around.
15 minutes of silence
Dude #1: "Look at that chick!"
Dude #2: "That's what I'm talkin about!"

by whodey June 15, 2004

Takis

A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet

dude, did you try these takis?
hell yeah man they`re delicious

by Spicy_is_nice-y January 18, 2010