stocking

Awkwardly creeping behind a female in a tight space, and proceeding to forcefully dance with a female. Then bouncing up and down to the beat of the music.

Yo dude Eric keep stocking all the soccer girls at cannon's last night.

by FrattyLight June 3, 2012

Storming the Castle

Bursting through the door and taking a picture when a friend is hooking up with a questionable member of the opposite sex.

You should have seen the look on Kyle's face when we were Storming the Castle while he was hooking up with that fat chick.

by ptizz July 25, 2009

stroking the one eyed snake

masterbating ones penis

i saw some awesome porn so i stroked the one eyed snake

by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

Crimson Stocking

Crimson Stocking is where you give a very young black child a pink sock on christmas.

Tyrese Bryant was a naughty little boy so his uncle gave him a crimson stocking for christmas

by Blackout Bryant September 8, 2010

Stocking

Mistaking the word stocking for stoking, commonly attributed to people with poor spelling, sausage fingers, and struggling with obesity.

Just chilling in Austria, off to Munich Oktoberfest tomorrow 'stocking' should be looooose!!

by Ballbagger September 28, 2011

Stroking the Cat

Receiving the "sex talk" in a less than conventional way from a figure of trust. This involves the stroking of the recipient's "cat" to illustrate the points raised within the talk.

Laura's father never was able to look her in the eye after stroking the cat.

by Courtly Manor April 26, 2010

Swording

When anyone uses swear words in conversation, that person can said to be swording

Guy 1 : Man, you look so stressed out today
Guy 2 : Yeah dude, my boss is the culprit, he was swording all day long on everyone

by bulbasaur31 May 24, 2016