virtual STD

A computer virus contracted shortly after viewing internet pornography.

I had to reformat my hard drive because my pervy ass dad got a virtual STD.

by The Karma Fairy April 8, 2004

poor man's std test

A cheap way to find out what you may or may not have caught from having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this little white lie will incite said girl to go get checked out. Within a week she will call you and let you know what you have or don't have.

Guy 1: "Man. I really wish I had health insurance."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."

Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"

by nacko420 July 5, 2010

anti-STD

1. Condome

2. A person who gets checked for STD's in-between relationships.

Jeff G. is an anti-STD. He is celibate right now. After he is celibate for 3 months, he'll get tested.

Why wait 3 months?

It takes 3 months for most STD's to be detectable. If you just caught an STD yesterday, and get tested today, the test will say you are clean, even though you are not.

by Sarah Goven March 12, 2009

walking std

Basically, a whore; usually, walking stds have fake tans, abercrombie clothing, and herpes.

To a walking std, "the clap" is more than a hand gesture.

by junglejenga April 13, 2004

computer std

When you download a virus off of a porn website to your computer.

Person #1: Why is your computer running so slow?
Person #2: It got a computer std

by pinkrhinestone January 29, 2014

National STD Day

The day where people get to share their STD’s and not get called gay. The day where you can also give anyone you want STD’s. Happens on November 3rd. so basically where Beyoncé and Jay Z trade STD’s.

Kyle: hey homie, want some STD’s?

Chad: nah bro, that’s weird

Kyle: but it’s National STD Day!
Chad: oh shit go ahead then I’m gay today

by karenismysugardaddy October 21, 2019

Power ranger std

When you fall in love with the power ranger megazord

Have you seen the latest episode of power ranger std.

Yeah man it was so cool

by Mynameisyoshikagekira January 22, 2020