Serpents Tongue

When a mans urine stream splits in two, commonly either side of what is being aimed at. Most often attributed to post coital micturation.

"Sorry love, I was aiming for the toilet but I got the dreaded serpents tongue and now the floors wet"

by Madtskovicz February 6, 2013

slpenda daddy

A man who strives to be a sugar daddy, but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.

That no**a is going to be my slpenda daddy when he gets a job

by PotZilla420 October 22, 2015

Spencer

Has a penis so large that there are not enough words on the planet earth to describe it

Is spencer black because his cock is the size of an f-150 pick up

by BigNgaWithAIDS November 26, 2018

Spencer McNeice

Some absolute god with a nice 7.8 inch monster cock

Me: Spencer McNeice is gay
Spencer: Shut up I have a 7.8 inch monster cock

by Michaelbigcock June 5, 2019

Spencer Rice

Spencer " Spenny" Rice is the main villain on the television show Kenny vs Spenny.

Spenny is paranoid, violent and has held the show hostage on many occasions.

A few examples being the " who can sell the most bibles" and " who can drink the most beer" truly shows what kind of person spenny is

Spencer rice is a fucking fuck Spencer rice is a fucking fuck Spencer rice is a fucking fuck let's kick him in the face

Spencer Rice can eat my ass Spencer Rice can eat my ass Spencer Rice can eat my he is my toilet

Spencer Rice is Hitler's son Spencer Rice is Hitler's son Spencer Rice is Hitler's son Kenny is the best

by Kaboom! Understand? November 24, 2019

Spencer

A hot brunette boy who will break the fuck out of your heart.

Girl: did you see spencer making

Out with that blonde?
Girl 2: yeah, that shit fucking hurt

by Indira November 25, 2019

Blind Serpent

While doing it doggystyle, right before you ejaculate you pull out and spit saliva on the female's back, when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes

Man last night i gave your sister a blind serpent.

by Pookie Murdock August 9, 2008