squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle

That guy is a complete squashed grape

by Squiglebob May 10, 2016

Squawk block

A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.

Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.

Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?

Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.

Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?

Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!

Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.

by HelpImBeingEatenByAChinchilla! June 24, 2016

Squansh

Can be used for anything. Word from the TV-Show "Rick and Morty"

Hey Squansh are you about to squansh today. Do you got something to squansh for me Squansh.

by TaylorSchwifty December 28, 2016

Squadsexual

When you are only attracted to the members of your squad

"Are you gay or straight?"
"Neither! I'm squadsexual!"
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by The Wold Pack December 28, 2016

squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.

MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.

by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017

Squawdoodly

When you get so high you start making up words to describe how you feel because you have forgotten all other real words.

Alternative meaning: Super high, the highest of them all.

Dude, I'm so squawdoodly right now.

by Corbzyworbzy August 9, 2017

squaw poke

When shuffling a deck of cards; you take your finger and poke out several cards from the center of the deck. You then place those cards either on the top or bottom of the deck. This is done for good luck before you deal the cards.

While shuffling the cards the dealer says “squaw poke” and pokes the center cards from the deck as a shuffling move for good luck. Then deals the cards.

by Justakid May 14, 2018