squat cobbler

Someone who gets a sexual thrill by sitting on pie.
"Sunny thought Bob had a foot fetish, but he turned out to be a squat cobbler guy."
by Manny Petty February 23, 2016
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SUB-SQUATTING

A person who has been given permission to live in a forclosed house by the original squatter who has found another home to squat in.
NO I don't actually own this place. I'm just SUB-SQUATTING from Joe, who has moved on to a better neighborhood.
by CORKY GUY August 06, 2010
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Siamese Squat

The act of 2 persons performing a squat while using each other as back rests (back to back) in order to mutually pass fecal matter. To ensure success lock arms. The ultimate act of trust.
Jeremy: yo, I got to drop a deuce.
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?
by SMEople March 27, 2014
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Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.
“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick
by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021
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Squat Trot

The act of explosively shitting when attempting to squat with weight that is much more then the average ability that a person can squat.
Jim: Hey did you here that Tom tried to squat more than usual?

Bob: Doesn't he usually squat 235 lbs?

Jim: Yeah, but he tried squatting 350 lbs, but ended up shitting himself

Bob: That nigga Squat Trotted?! What a shithead..
by Anonymously Jay October 13, 2016
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Squat Blossom

Your full of Squat Blossom
by Wrmage7 May 19, 2010
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Singapore Squat

When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.
Did you see Xio Ping? He pulled a Singapore Squat by room 412!
by paftdunk May 23, 2019
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