tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.

My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.

by Fauxvirgo March 14, 2014

Siamese Squat

The act of 2 persons performing a squat while using each other as back rests (back to back) in order to mutually pass fecal matter. To ensure success lock arms. The ultimate act of trust.

Jeremy: yo, I got to drop a deuce.
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?

by SMEople May 8, 2014

mental squat

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.

My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam

by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015

Squat Trot

The act of explosively shitting when attempting to squat with weight that is much more then the average ability that a person can squat.

Jim: Hey did you here that Tom tried to squat more than usual?

Bob: Doesn't he usually squat 235 lbs?

Jim: Yeah, but he tried squatting 350 lbs, but ended up shitting himself

Bob: That nigga Squat Trotted?! What a shithead..

by Anonymously Jay October 13, 2016

lemon squat

Female version of peeing in the snow - to squat and pee leaving a lemon size yellow area in the snow.

My girlfriend really had to go during our winter hike so she went behind a tree and did a lemon squat.

by MenInKilts December 20, 2016

Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation

Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess

by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018

Singapore Squat

When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.

Did you see Xio Ping? He pulled a Singapore Squat by room 412!

by paftdunk May 22, 2019