Spud

Noun;

Originally used to be slang for potato.
Currently, it's millenial slang for wannabe-celebrity fuckboys who want to cash in on the popculture popularity with potatoes and memes and try to ride that wave into fame and fortune; generally in every urban region in the world except antarctica.

oh my fucking god, he's in college and he's still such a spud
Jared is such a spud, he needs therapy

by lightsaberinmypants April 5, 2017

Spud

An old mobile phone with a camera that takes poor quality photos and/or videos. So poor that it is considered to be no better than a potato.

Sorry about the quality of that video, I took it with my spud.

by lolfourby September 1, 2020

Dirty Spud

A World LEader

Dirty Spud Released Million Litres Of Semen

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Spud Nugget

A fat retarded person missing limbs.

that spud nugget is a mongo

by Joshy6914 April 4, 2017

Spud

A man that loves 24/7 in real nigga hours.

Never fuck up never cut corners

Hot as a beast.

7 inch cock fact check him

Spud fucked me so good last night I made him daddy spud.

by ReallOne October 2, 2017

Spud

The best book ever made, where my Nickname came from but I don’t care, I’m a proud Spud and a private schoolboy.

I’m happy to be the Spud of the pack

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Spud

The great vegetable that everyone loves

Spud the vegetable the kick’s broccolis head off

Unlike broccoli who is hated

by Spud kicks broccolis head in November 30, 2023