Spud muffin

A younger sibling

My little spud muffin

by anonymous October 29, 2022

Spud

A thick, firm erection resembling a large, brown russet potato.

Man, Jennifer showed me her asshole last night and it gave me a massive spud!

by youngbono October 1, 2017

Spud it

To charge forth with no care to the out come.

I was not paying attention to the game and just spud it.

by Neckbeardgamer May 1, 2021

Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Spud Wrench

Equating to "Stupid bastard"

What a proper spud wrench

by PickledViagra October 5, 2022

Spud

1. A good vibe; a positive feeling in the air
2. A sensation or trend that spreads rapidly
3. A potato or plant that grows in the ground

1. I felt a spud in the air when I walked into the neighborhood.
2. The spud went viral on the internet.
3. I grow spuds in the garden.

by blokite September 27, 2014

Spud

A really slow person. Usually dumb in the head

Clayton is such a Spud

by C69D69 October 11, 2021