spoop

Sperm that is felched out of a gay man's ass.

"My gay roommate took a huge dump in the bathroom and left spoop all over the place."

by secef December 18, 2005

2 scoops

when u see a fine ass bitz and u know u wanna hi that u gosta ask her fo some scoops of that fine ass

Yo bitz let me get 2 scoops of that fine ass

by Patty D February 24, 2003

Spoop

A poop that comes while you sleep.

Oh man, I woke up and I had spooped all over my bed.

by Krizkor December 28, 2005

spoop

spoop may be used in any situation where ambiguity regarding a person/object/substance's origin, constitution or intent exists.

Jesus H. Chrizzist! Whats all this spoop in the sink?

Ok. Who spooped all over my Supreme Chalupa!?

Watch that dude. I hear he partakes in spoopicide.

At 8:13 this morning, known spoopicidal maniac ____ ______ was arrested outside of his home in South Beach, Florida.

by notariety June 11, 2006

Spoop

When one eats his or her own waste material with a spoon.

Man that guy just did a major spoop!

by see more butts June 11, 2006

spoop

A slimy mixture of shit and cum. This phenomenon usually occurs after anal cream pies, when one contracts the semen out of their ass (usually for visual stimulative purposes) to unknowingly present it mingled with their own shit juices.

Guy 1: I was all excited all after loading that bitch's ass with my spooge... until she forced it out with the chipotle burrito she had for lunch.
Guy 2: Weak. What did you do?
Guy 1: I put the spoop on a frozen waffle and made the bitch eat it.
Guy 2: Not weak.

by Angel Spawn July 5, 2010

spoose

A person parents show their daughters to scare them into celibacy.

Spoose: And what are you going to be when you grow up little girl?
Little Girl: A nun
Parent::)

by Anonymous May 5, 2003