splunge bath

When you take a bath in splunge.
Splunge is to take a shit.
So it's to take a bath in shit.

Retard: I had a splunge bath yesterday, that's why I smell like shit.

by Chris May 14, 2005

Splur

A half-slurring, half-purring way of speaking. Much the way a drunken cougar will say "Hi" to you in the elevator.

Did you see that drunk woman trying to pick you up? She was so hammered she was splurring.

by extantism July 22, 2008

Splunge

When a guy kicks a woman in the snatch, and the foot gets stuck.

Ah man! Did he just splunge that chick!

by King of the Jews April 4, 2007

splunk

n. A double-sided quincy.

Damn, your mom sure likes it kinky; I gave her a splunk!

by Matt and Marla April 12, 2003

splurch

A Snapple ice tea on the top shelf; requested while pointing at the bottom shelf.

Yo, let me get that splurch.

by babyfatbitchgurl April 5, 2008

splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003

splunge

To bust a nut.Usually followed by extreme self Gratitude and praise.

Yo you remember that bitch Jenny? Yeah, she was sucking me off and even though she told me not to, i splunged in her mouth.

"Oww Craig! You splunged in my eye!" says Charlene. "Yeah....I guess i did." Said Craig....

by Craig Scooge October 22, 2007