Splinters

People who defy the rules of breaking up.

Splinters often have knee-jerk responses to "I'm sorry, sweetie, but this isn't working anymore" and will reply with "Oh yeah, well, you're a whore"

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Splinter Sex

When two people try to have sex while several other people are sleeping without waking anyone up.

My friend and his girlfriend always try to have splinter sex when we're over....They're not to good at it.

by Paco the Mexican Love Slave May 26, 2005

spiteri

Some sexy beast with a massive cock who has a great taste in music, and listens to whatever you say. The term "Spiteri" means to stick with someone no matter what happens to them.

Ahh, i see your becoming a spiteri! Nice work mate :D

by yourmamashugeass November 4, 2011

bangana split

a move men use on young adolesent girls, where they bang them, and then split before they wake up.

Matt: whatcha do last night?
Dave: nothing much, just pulled a bangana split on some hot chick.

by dave kadden April 8, 2008

being spiteful to naomi

Verb
A euphemism for masturbation.
A phrase coined in the canteen of Bilborough College at some point in 2004AD

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I think I might be spiteful to naomi

by Neg July 30, 2004

Split-tails

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.

My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.

by GDDPHD February 23, 2015

Solomonic split

Dividing something impossible to divide into two parts. From the Biblical story of King Solomon trying to ascertain the mother of a baby and suggesting that he be split into two, one half for each putative mother. 1 Kings 3:16-28

The partition of Palestine in 1947 was an example of a Solomonic split.

by cbb1377 May 28, 2016