Spliterature

Word game. Using load of words making seemingly well connected senstences but pointless.

Some philosophyers forming their own concepts like Spliterature.

by yamscafe May 21, 2010

slisters

2 or more women that are friends or sisters that have sex with the same dude continuously so the guy refers to them as "slisters" (slut sisters )

Bro1: dude see those chicks over there?
Bro2: ya man
Bro1: they're slisters
Bro2:..wtf?
Bro1: Im fuckin em both.. slut sisters

Bro2: oh nice! *high five*

by imcolinyoumaybe June 6, 2014

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017

Splittered

When someone hits on you but you way to good for them

Wow I just splittered that dawg

by Hammydiys1738 July 7, 2017

Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

splinterius

Being psychopathic but not in a way of killing but always having to think about killing.

splinter: im being splinterius.
noah: don't kill anyone.
splinter: no i only think of killing people.

by 224NUDEL April 25, 2018