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aspiring spinster

a 20 something woman who has had her heart broken into a million pieces so she decides not to date anyone. she is content with dying old and alone.
Good luck trying to date her she is an aspiring spinster.
by HannaH Louise September 25, 2011
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Meat-Spinner

When a male grabs the shaft of his partially erected penis and spins it in a circular motion.
"Did you see Donnie doing a meat-spinner at the party last night?"
by Mastercarft X26 May 7, 2017
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Splinter Cell

A once mighty espionage series of computer games, mainly focused on Microsoft's Xbox & Xbox 360 consoles, but which eventually seen them ported to all formats.

The series was finally destroyed when a 'Splinter Group' of a once well respected games company, Ubisoft~Toronto, got their hands on the franchise, fired well respected uniquely voiced Canadian actor, Michael Ironside {"See You At Da'Part'E, Richt'a!"}, and changed the series' legendary formula to stay on par and cater to the Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed & Uncharted fan-boys.

Splinter Cell's are extremely highly trained combat effective individuals, who are secretly deployed on very dangerous or politically sensitive combat missions, to neutralise various threats to United States interests, and perform deniable operations of many types.

The most famous Splinter Cell to ever have lived is one known as Samuel {Sam} Fisher.
Kid Gamer:

"Ah yo! This shit is off the walls! Splinter Cell: Blacklist is it called? Awesome! I loved that other one too, Conviction was it? Hated them older ones where you had to sneak about in shadows all the time. I just wanna shoot stuff. Who cares if his voice and appearance is different and he looks younger, it's all about the fast paced game-play. I'm glad its more like Metal Gear Solid, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed and Call Of Duty now! Pre-ordered it! Can't wait!"

Older Seasoned Hard-Core Splinter Cell fan:

"Kid...Get The Fuck Off this forum, right now. And go get hit by a bus you little COD playing faggot cunt."
by Azura's *Star July 26, 2012
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Dick spinner

A term used to describe a sub-category of women of maximum sexual appeal. Physical characteristics are off the charts, without any hints of vanity. Minimal use of makeup and similar girly preparation are typical. DS's are daring, funny and positive people. Can be found surfing, lobster diving, playing volleyball, or at bars in Pacific Beach, Newport Beach, etc. 100% of dickspinners have never googled "Kim Kardashian".

Use this term sparingly, and only when no other word will do the girl justice.

The term dickspinner itself describes the reaction a guy undergoes in one's presence. A violent and spontaneous erection that makes your dick overwhelmed and begin spinning out of confusion and excitement.
Marisa Miller (99.99999% of all dick spinners aren't celebrities because they don't give a fuck)
by Dom22 December 9, 2012
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Fidget Spinner

A stupid ass toy ment for kids with autism or ADHD but instead is used by a bunch of acoustic children
He has a fidget spinner, he must be acoustic.
by SnapWizaard May 16, 2017
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fidget spinner

Fidget spinner is a well balanced spiny thingy that is made of ball bearings and can be spun for up to 45 seconds. Spinning this fidget spinner can create a 'satisfying' sensation for the user
fidget spinner being defined:
You spin it on your fingers, holding it with two fingers and you simply spin it and watch it go round and round.
by mcboss762 March 15, 2017
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asian spinner

younger, petite, attractive asian woman. associated with adult entertainment, message and adult modeling.
she was the typical asian spinner. cute, around 5', 90 lbs., long black hair, perky c-cups and a nicely trimmed landing strip.
by demilieu July 4, 2014
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