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sphincter

That's your buttholepeeping turtle!
I'll have a pancreas, two sphincters, and a large coke.
by Baba Ganoush November 27, 2003
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sphincter

a term used to describe the music era brought on by Nirvana.
That Green Day is a a sphincter band.
by Mark Hamilton April 1, 2005
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sphincter bait

by reno April 13, 2005
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sphincter

muscle that pushes out your poo
awww my sphincter is killing me.
by dilmah from india November 25, 2003
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sphincter smile

Smug look used by bullshitters when their crap gets believed. Or when a bitch be pouting like she wants fucked in the ass.
Brian conviced her he's a pilot, check out his sphincter smile.

Shauna put her ass in my crotch and shot me the spincter smile, giggity!
by Big 'Hedonizm' Kev June 12, 2007
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Sphincter tickle by proxy

Placing a finger up your girlfriend or lovers anus with a view to getting her to reciprocate the action without having to say "Will you finger me hoop?"
The other day I recieved a sphincter tickle by proxy. Nice one...
by thewexfordlad April 6, 2007
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Sphinctler

Any type of human or animal shaped lawn or garden watering implement where the water is ejected out of the rear end (or sphincter) of the implement.
"Hey Joe I just got one of those new Yak style garden sphinctlers. It has amazing cheek compression, gets all the way to the driveway in one shot!"
by Clark Graff December 27, 2008
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