An epithet hurled by class warriors at people born to wealth and privilege.Of course they wish they had chosen their parents more wisely.
ACTRESS/WAITRESS 1:"I have Paris Hilton's table.LUCKY SPERM bitch!The whole fuckin'table of 'em.She better fuckin' tip BIG."
ACTRESS/WAITRESS 2:"My...what beautiful green eyes you have."
ACTRESS/WAITRESS 2:"My...what beautiful green eyes you have."
by L.MARTIN October 27, 2005
Jane: Jim, why do you look so drained?
Jim: I awoke last night to find a sperm burgular sucking my dick.
Jim: I awoke last night to find a sperm burgular sucking my dick.
by Spooky is Back September 26, 2006
A girl who enjoys swallowing huge loads, often more than one in a sitting. She can be identified when she asks you to pull out and go in her mouth.
We were having sex and when I was ready to go she pulled me out and had me go in her mouth. Man what a sperm tank.
by Yigal November 26, 2004
The phenomenon that is connected to the creation of head pubies, it is whenever a little girl before puberty gets a significantly large birthmark-looking blotch somewhere on their body, but usually occurs on their shoulder. It is a scientifically proven that only 5% of the female population will ever develop this, as they have the choice to either stay a woman or become a male-female hybrid before the onset of puberty, in which if it the girl has accepted to being a Sperm Child; the hidden dick inside the birthmark looking blotch to reveal itself. During its incubation the girl may have the dick talk to her, console her and advise her on various sorts of methods in getting harder as a person (p-penis). Properly allowing Sperm Child to develop results in the girl gaining head pubies, as well as dick-related powers, like wang-bending and using the released dick to shoot diamond hard sperm at enemies. Wispy poo arm hair may also develop
Cummel Does: Hey Jizzy why do you have head pubies on your....OMG YOU'RE A SPERM CHILD! WISPY POO! WISPY WISPY! WISPY PLLLZZZ!
Jizzy: Gurackurah! *Pulls out cock and stabs Cummels in the dick*
Cummel Does: *cum tear*
Jizzy: Gurackurah! *Pulls out cock and stabs Cummels in the dick*
Cummel Does: *cum tear*
by Genital Wang January 21, 2011
Blanket on top of hotel/motel beds, this is the sheets with the jizz, don't touch it, or you will be spermified,
by The man whose not afraid to January 21, 2009
High end bike helmet that makes the rider appear to be a huge sperm. It is worn by bikers and triathletes alike to show they have more money than the other athletes.
by Charles Barkley the second January 11, 2012
1. Separating sperm from a man's semen in order to promote fertility.
Used in some communities as an alternative for adoption when children are desired. Can be used to lower risks of child getting HIV.
Used in some communities as an alternative for adoption when children are desired. Can be used to lower risks of child getting HIV.
by Sujoy October 22, 2008