Dude, Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie the worst rocky snorkel, no wonder their marriage is on the rocks.
by Marty O 3.0 March 12, 2017
I used to hang out with alot of mirror snorkelers in high school. They were always in the bathroom rolling up their dollar bills to snort their speed.
by boat crew April 29, 2011
See snorkeling, except this is performed from the backside of the said male resembling how an Australian toilet flushes in reverse.. The male tucks both his balls and shaft underneath and essentially covering his taint so that they appear right beside the butt hole. The other participant places the balls over their eyelids and begins to suck on the dick while their nose rests in the ass of the male resembling a snorkel.
Boyfriend: Hey babe, want to give me a blow job?
Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?
Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!
Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?
Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
When a man uses a penis pump too often and blows a vein in ones penis. Making a blueish purple bruise.
by SunShine39 January 24, 2019
Yo serious question. You're at Sandbar and this girl is there. So hot, massive tits. She comes up to you and starts grinding you. You take her back to your place and she's sucking your dick then you start finger Snorkeling her and feel a massive dick, she turns around it's Rysio. What do you do?
by Vajomancer June 28, 2018
The act of pulling the snorkel face mask away from the face of another person and letting it snap right back into their face.
by snorkelsnapking September 23, 2009
Similar to Eskimo brothers, but includes receiving an STI/STD and finding out from your buddy they also have the same STI/STD from the same girl.
Alex: Dude Patricia gave me chlamydia.
Luke: dude she gave it to me too!
Together: Dude we’re snorkel twins! *highfive*
Luke: dude she gave it to me too!
Together: Dude we’re snorkel twins! *highfive*
by Billy Joe Jackson December 02, 2020