Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023

mirror snorkeler

A person who snorts alot of cocaine or crank. Very popular in the late 80's and early 90's..

I used to hang out with alot of mirror snorkelers in high school. They were always in the bathroom rolling up their dollar bills to snort their speed.

by boat crew May 21, 2011

The Possessed Snorkel

When a guy takes on the exorcist position with a flagpole erection.

Barbara got me so hard last night, that I did the possessed snorkel.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

dork snorkeler

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently

1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.

by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009

The Snorkeling Exorcist

The male adopts The Possessed Snorkel position and proceeds to eat pussy.

Barbara had the best orgasm of her life after Gary performed The Snorkeling Exorcist.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

Pink Snorkel

The act of someone giving a man a rimjob whilst the recipient’s erect penis is pointing upward along the side of their head like a pink snorkel.

My lady licked my arse last night. I was so hard it looked like a pink snorkel.

by Giantonads February 12, 2021

Snorkel shrimping

When one is in the middle of foreplay and sticks there intimate partners toes inside of there nose and passionately kisses there feet.

I was on a date with a beautiful woman and I thought all this date is missing is some good ol' snorkel shrimping.

by Tiesswitherspoon March 2, 2024