Sneaky Beej

A sex act in which one partner sneaks into the other's room and gives them a blowjob while they sleep, usually waking them. (The recipient must ask for/consent to this in advance)

I was sound asleep when all of a sudden I was woken with a sneaky beej.

by John Rederickt February 18, 2017

Sneaky Salmon

The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.

Hey bro, can you video this dudes face while I dish him up a sneaky salmon.

by Fat2Flat April 23, 2017

Sneaky Meek

A Sneaky Meek is a person who ravages the food supply of another to the point that this person is left with none. The Sneaky Meek is usually at it's most devastating when it is inebriated and becomes rude for food. It's known to hide the gathered food for later periods of feeding after brief hibernation. Popular hiding spots include under beds and under sinks. The Sneaky Meek can most commonly be found in the northern Hemisphere of the United States.

Jane: "Where did my frozen chicken nuggets and flounder go?"
John: "It must have been the Sneaky Meek, go check under his bed"
Jane: "Yep, there's an empty plate here with crumbs."
John: "Classic Sneaky Meek."

by discobiscuits October 12, 2013

Sneaky Greco

The act of shaking the hand of the father immediately after using that hand on his daughter without washing first.

... so i was finger bagging her and we heard her Dad come home. I tryed sneaking out but he caught us. I even shook the Dads hand with washing it first!! Dude thats Sneaky Greco

by Private Parts 2017 November 22, 2017

sneaky julep

An alcoholic beverage comprised of bottom of the shelf liquor mixed with Scope.

Pass me that sneaky julep before the railroad cops find us!

by Guitarmakerx July 26, 2017

Sneaky Glove

When someone (especially an unsuspecting friend) asks to borrow a pair of gloves you cum inside the gloves before handing them over and watch and wait for their disgust. This works particularly well at ice skating.

Did he just ask you for spare gloves?
Yeah, I'm gonna sneaky glove him!
Dude, that is gonna be joke.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017

Sneaky thick

When the booty doesnt look fat but it still jiggles when you smack it

Shes sneaky thick.

by Z2 Method October 3, 2020