When one is in the act of sneaking, and the purpose of the sneaking is to partake in sexual activity.
you-"What happened to you last night? You disappeared."
me- "I pulled a sneak and geek"
you- "Haha lucky"
me- "I pulled a sneak and geek"
you- "Haha lucky"
by rubedog October 23, 2011
when playing football and you are the quarterback, instead of getting the ball, you accidently grab the person in front of you's balls.
by youtouchmytralala October 16, 2007
by Boi_Man October 06, 2015
sneak poonge(verb);
sneak poonging(adjective);
To give, take, or put in a quiet, stealthy manner: sneak ones genitalia into one's mouth. (not limited to oral placement).
A game that can be played between two or more people of the opposite and/or same sex.
Although sneak poonging of the same sex can be equally fun it is frowned upon in most cultures.
sneak poonging(adjective);
To give, take, or put in a quiet, stealthy manner: sneak ones genitalia into one's mouth. (not limited to oral placement).
A game that can be played between two or more people of the opposite and/or same sex.
Although sneak poonging of the same sex can be equally fun it is frowned upon in most cultures.
Dean crept stealthily in the shadows of the night to share his most precious of gifts with his chum Jack, quietly kneeling toward jack's face he set his member gracefully into his mouth with out making so much as a peep.
SURPRISE SURPRISE MY GOOD FRIEND!
You've just been sneak poonged.
SURPRISE SURPRISE MY GOOD FRIEND!
You've just been sneak poonged.
by vivalajack February 25, 2009
someone who without your knowledge or consent, forces a penis upon you with intent to rape and or injure. This is done very stealthily, the equivalent of the ninja buttfuck.
Watch out for Jason Pettengill, last night he sneak dicked his brother, hit him hard with the ninja buttfuck
by BetterThanYou717 May 28, 2010
When your doing a chick from behind and you stick your thumb up her brown-eye, then unexpectedly spin her around and wipe the crap under each of her eyes to make her look like a quarterback; hence a quarterback sneak.
Dude, I met this chick named Stacy at the club last night. I totally brought her back to my place and gave her a quarterback sneak. Then I threw her cloths out in the middle of the street so she would run out with crap on her face.
by Squatting Dog March 18, 2008
by k4sper April 16, 2003