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the poo snatchers

a group of people that steal poop straight from the asshole. you can identify them by the shit around their mouths.
Sanjay: "watch out for the poo snatchers!"
John: "my shit!"
by Dante the cock burglar April 26, 2021
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Dick Snatcher

Someone who grabs or snatches dicks when they get intoxicated. They don’t care who’s around they just can’t stop grabbing dicks.
Damn Sophia was such a Dick Snatcher last night. She was do drunk she started random people’s dicks. She even did it in front of her Dad.
by Juuuuulcuuuuul99 June 15, 2022
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bone snatcher

someone who is so insistent on getting his daily calcium that they need to yoink (often in a violent manner) your bones to achieve it. often a gym chad or a creepy guy next door, you never know who will take one or even two of your 206 bones.
Someone: Sorry guys, I reeeeeallly need my calcium today. *takes bones*
Victim(s): Damn it, I can't believe you've done this, you bone snatcher.
by FlashCanBuild June 30, 2022
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African booty snatcher

Someone who is ruthless is the sheets and in the streets. As soon as the see a booty they like, they violetly expose the cheeks and snatch the booty (Penis inside) with no regard for Human life.
My wife was bending down getting a trash bag from under the sink and I African booty snatched her. -African booty Snatcher
by Mr. Ween May 12, 2022
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Handle snatcher

The kind of person so desperate to steal your handle that they would pick the pie fucker just to get their piece of the pie first.
The handle snatcher would try to snatch up any handle from anyone before they could have it as their handle, thus making every handle a copy of another handle if the handle snatcher couldn't just hijack the original handle and make posts after the handle had already been taken (via hacking or whichever route they take to do it).
by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022
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scarf snatcher

An older man who repeatedly uses young women for sex or superficial relationships and discards them shortly afterward. So named for the scarf referenced in the 2021 cut of the Taylor Swift song "All Too Well."
I warned her not to date her boss. Dude's a total scarf snatcher.
by RainbowRider January 10, 2022
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PURSE SNATCHER

Someone who steals YOUR ASSH0LE to distribute like puzzle pieces everywhere.

Your implication is nobody
OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021
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