audio startle

When you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you've got mail,Weatherbug, etc) scares the crap out of you. Can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an Aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)

I was already sitting on a poop knob when I received an audio startle that made me soil myself.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

barn snargle

The act of having intercourse in a barn or similar farm out building.

Have you seen Gilford or Naomi recently?

I think they're getting barn snargled.

by markalodian February 14, 2015

Fart-Snarter

It's just the but-hole

Yo! Did you hear? Olivia likes it up the fart-snarter!

by smellshster April 14, 2020

wertle snertle

A phrase used by a 'shade tree' auto mechanic to describe the thingamajig (usually black) attached to the motor with wires running to each spark plug. Also, sometimes referred to as a whatchumacallit.

Get my flat blade screwdriver and pop the top off the wertle snertle.

by willy billy wonker July 31, 2021

venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.

I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler

by roughsol February 26, 2024

venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.

I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler

by roughsol February 26, 2024