Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024

Smotus

When Michael Moore half drowns someone in knee-deep ocean water, and as the victim is gasping for air, he gives himself a sour chocolate milk enema by squeezing the contents of a large plastic milk jug into his anus, before evacuating his bowels down the victim’s throat. The objective of this maneuver is to make the victim’s next bowel movement smell really bad.

I woke up screaming last night after dreaming that Michael Moore gave me a Smotus.

by FierceHog February 23, 2024

Smotting

Verb: to smot

Definition: Smacking your lips while eating or not closing your mouth while eating.

(Negative connotation)

Origin: made up due to the English language lacking a better word for „schmatzen“ (German word for “to smack you lips”)

Koia: “He was smotting so loudly during dinner, it was so disgusting!”
Stella: “Yeah, he smots all the time.”

by girl from 2009 May 9, 2024

Smother Slam

When a goth muscle mommy slams you on the bed and smothers you with a pillow while riding you

"Damn, I found out Jade likes to Smother Slam. Changed my life."

by Pphptcr55 February 26, 2025

smots gaming

A YouTube channel that posts videos every day of the eighth room of chapter Scattered Mirror of the Storm (smots for short) in Final Goodbye, a map made by Monika, but changed in some funny way.

Grub: "smots gaming got nominated for best Celeste Content Creator at the Celeste Awards!"
smots gaming: "Thank you all. :smotsheart:"

by EvilMC10 April 15, 2025

smots gaming

smots gaming (stylised as all lowercase) is a YouTube channel which posts daily content about the room smots-8 from Monika's Final Goodbye (9D), which is a custom mod in the indie game Celeste. The channel was created by an unknown person on April 26th, 2024.

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by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025

smots gaming

smots gaming (stylised as all lowercase) is a YouTube channel which posts daily content about the room smots-8 from Monika's Final Goodbye (9D), which is a custom mod from the game Celeste. The channel was created by an unknown person on April 26th, 2024. It commonly spawns spam-like jokes where (for example) an entire comment section will spam comment smots gaming in response to any related video.

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by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025