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Skittle pocket

(Noun) A slang term for vagina; typically used by men who are describing what life would be like if they had a vagina.
Girl 1: I would love to have a penis. Life would be so much easier.

Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.

Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.

Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!

Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!

Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.

Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!

Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!

Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!
by Taste the Rainbow Foundation February 12, 2017
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Skittle Gang

The famous gang that kidnapped 6ix9ine,they took out his teeth and replaced them with skittles
Skittle Gang tried to force skittles down my throat last night
by lilSKit May 27, 2020
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skeezer skittle

a birth control pill taken by a sensible skeezer blah blah who does not want to repopulate the world with bastard children; without skeezer skittles 40% of the United States population would live off of welfare alone
Damn! that bitch finished off another whole bottle of skeezer skittles?
Ya, she doesn't want to get impregnated by another one of the special ed kids!
by Platinum Pimp February 23, 2006
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Sour Skittles

A very good and addictive candy.
Normal Skittles coated with a very sour white sugary powder (citric acid?).

The powder is painful if you have a cut in your mouth, and if you eat many it seems to sort of irritate the skin.
by madept June 28, 2004
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Home skittles

A friend thats sort of like a sis or bro to you.
Joe and I are real tight, he calls me his home skittles.
by Kezzi-mo-bizzy May 13, 2005
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Home skittle

A way to call a sweet girl your home skillet: to let her know you'll be there for her with your Chuck Norris Skills anyday.
Yo Leena lena, I got your back home skittle, I'll bring you clean shorts if your fart ever fails ya. Fro sure.
by BongoChongo September 28, 2008
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Skittle Bag

A phrase used to describe someone who acts in a homosexual manner.
Clay Aiken

Used in a sentence:
"Brian your such a skittle bag."
by Tony Powers December 21, 2008
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