(Noun) A slang term for vagina; typically used by men who are describing what life would be like if they had a vagina.
Girl 1: I would love to have a penis. Life would be so much easier.
Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.
Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.
Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!
Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!
Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.
Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!
Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!
Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!
Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.
Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.
Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!
Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!
Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.
Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!
Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!
Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!
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Damn! that bitch finished off another whole bottle of skeezer skittles?
Ya, she doesn't want to get impregnated by another one of the special ed kids!
Ya, she doesn't want to get impregnated by another one of the special ed kids!
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Normal Skittles coated with a very sour white sugary powder (citric acid?).
The powder is painful if you have a cut in your mouth, and if you eat many it seems to sort of irritate the skin.
Normal Skittles coated with a very sour white sugary powder (citric acid?).
The powder is painful if you have a cut in your mouth, and if you eat many it seems to sort of irritate the skin.
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Yo Leena lena, I got your back home skittle, I'll bring you clean shorts if your fart ever fails ya. Fro sure.
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